ARMY BEATS MICHIGAN IN THE BIG HOUSE

What an unreal game. Army beats Michigan in the big house. Army kept driving and driving and driving sucking the life out of the defense and everyone watching the game. My guy Capt Cons is at the Big House right now but like a fucking idiot, he watched the game in the Press Box. Rookie move. Sure it’s exciting to get the invite to the press box but that’s the worst spot to watch the game if you’re an actual fan.

Connor isnt just a fan. He’s a legit fanatic. Im surprised he wasnt kicked out. It worked though. West Point won and so did Connor. Congrats to him.

Im sure he wont shut up about it on ZBT for a while.

PS. im not posting this as a jinx at all